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Information: This large and beautiful home boasts 17 bedrooms, 13 full-size bathrooms, 3 kitchens, and 7000 square feet of storage space. Plus, purchase before next year and we will include all furniture and 7000 acres of gorgeous landscape surrounding your new home absolutely free (a $73,388,199.56 value!)!