Why choose CHEAPEST HOMES EVER! inc.?

Because they're
the CHEAPEST HOMES EVER!

Why else?

Not only are our homes the CHEAPEST HOMES EVER,
they also ALL come with FREE furniture, FREE landscaping, and a FREE comicbook!

Still not convinced?

Buy one of our homes in the next 900 YEARS and we'll throw in FIVE FREE SPORTS CARS!

Information: This large and beautiful home boasts 17 bedrooms, 13 full-size bathrooms, 3 kitchens, and 7000 square feet of storage space. Plus, purchase before next year and we will include all furniture and 7000 acres of gorgeous landscape surrounding your new home absolutely free (a $73,388,199.56 value!)!